Whiskey for my sysadmins, Zima for my developers

Everybody blogs, so why not me.

My rules pretty much follow Bartles'. My other promises are

• I won't use anyone's real name, unless specifically asked to by that person
  
• I won't use my employer's name, unless specifically asked to by someone that can legally represent the organization
  
• I won't pull any punches

I hope some of this stuff is either entertaining, useful, or both. If not, maybe at least I'll get a laugh at it... or keep my beer money from being spent on a shrink.